Courtesy yuki_onna :

If I were a summonable monster, how would you summon me? (Include items to lure monster-me and method for said fell ritual.)

Tonight at Wal-Mart I bought a half-gallon of eggnog, a single-serve cup of Cherry Garcia, a 24 pack of Sinutab, and a collapsible tire iron. The clerk wished me good luck at whatever it is I'm getting read to do. MLIA.

I once came close to getting thrown out of an Amway meeting over mine.  We were doing "dream development," and the question being asked was "If I offered to buy you a car, pay for the gas, *and* take care of your first 3 tickets, what would you get?"

Mine was a 1973 Charger in Midnight Black. He got a sour look on his face and said "You do know that's a $10,000 car, right?" My response was a smile and "Someday I'll have that much money."

Amway didn't work out for me.

Michael Jackson cupcakes. Arsenal cupcakes. Twitter cupcakes. Skull and crossbones cupcakes. Cupcakes with glitter and sprinkles and handmade ricepaper flowers. So many cupcakes!


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