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The Passion of Kung-fu Jesus
Fishes and loaves for all my bitches.
Created on 2005-10-03 23:43:10 (#8452311), last updated 2009-11-07
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Basic Info| Name: | kungfu_jesus |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1984-01-13 |
| Location: | Huntington, West Virginia, United States |
| Website: | Porn In Unexpected Places |
BioThat crazy Kung-fu Kabbalist from the 1st Century is back, and this time it's personal! Fishes and loaves for all my bitches!
I grew up in the distant land of Charleston, and then out of some stroke of retardation I moved to the rural areas. Then, almost as a sigh of relief, I've been able to move back into a city in order to attend college. Currently, I live in one of the slums near campus, but they're still an upgrade from the dorms. You see, I'm from one of those old Appalachian families that Lovecraft likes to include in his stories. Usually as antagonists summoning some great evil into the world with the aid of the Necromonicon.
I am a university student of sorts. I would like to some day to become a writer and own a book store. And I don't know, maybe solve some supernatural mysteries. And have cool hair. However, I am attempting to get a degree in IST, because I enjoy working with computer hardware and, unlike my other goals, there is actually money in the field. When not working or doing homework, I practice with the aikido club on campus.
I try to live my life to the fullest by studying the three masters: Ueshiba, Pooh, and Homsar.
Oh, and I can bleed wine. Don't ask about my other bodily fluids.
I grew up in the distant land of Charleston, and then out of some stroke of retardation I moved to the rural areas. Then, almost as a sigh of relief, I've been able to move back into a city in order to attend college. Currently, I live in one of the slums near campus, but they're still an upgrade from the dorms. You see, I'm from one of those old Appalachian families that Lovecraft likes to include in his stories. Usually as antagonists summoning some great evil into the world with the aid of the Necromonicon.
I am a university student of sorts. I would like to some day to become a writer and own a book store. And I don't know, maybe solve some supernatural mysteries. And have cool hair. However, I am attempting to get a degree in IST, because I enjoy working with computer hardware and, unlike my other goals, there is actually money in the field. When not working or doing homework, I practice with the aikido club on campus.
I try to live my life to the fullest by studying the three masters: Ueshiba, Pooh, and Homsar.
Oh, and I can bleed wine. Don't ask about my other bodily fluids.
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a dirty job, aikido, aleister crowley, bleach, brock samson, carnage, christopher moore, clone high, death note, fine hoes, firefly, hijinks, homestar runner, joe dunn, kung-fu, lamb, miracle whip, miracles, moral orel, mute surrealist garfield, neil gaiman, not mitch clem, penny arcade, rob and elliot, robot chicken, scary go round, serenity, stand-up comedy, star slip crisis, the boondocks, the cheat, the occult, tomfoolery, webcomics, william shatner blues explosion
External Services:
 | kungfu_jesus@livejournal.com |
Schools:
South Charleston High School - South Charleston, WV (1999 - 2002)Marshall University - Huntington, WV (2002 - present)
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